why do i constantly put myself in the middle of annoying situations that shouldn’t even be my problem but end up being revolved around me?

is it my fault you failed to take off work and now you can’t figure out how to come with us because you shoot down every plausible solution that i give you? no.

is it my fault that your car is going to shit the bed and you have a full time job and cant afford to drive there by yourself? no

is it my fault your roommate sucks and refuses to drive back with you even though nobody wants her to be there in the first place? no.

figure. your. shit. out.